Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Weather, And Also: Actually That's It.

AAAAAAAAAA

I have come back from the dead--that is, I had two exams last week and I am now settling into the relatively stress-free week ahead. FOR NOW. I think I have some random paper due for some random class sometime this week. It's all good. I GOT IT COVERED. Or, I will. Eventually. When I feel like it!

SHHH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT.
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Even if that ends up screwing myself over in the long run. Whatever! It's my long run to screw over! SHUSH.

I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that I haven't had much to say for the past few weeks. The last post I felt compelled to make was after I got hit by that car, which was pretty serious blog-fodder.

Well. I got hit by the puddle of scummy street water which the car drove through. REGARDLESS. Misery makes for pretty good writing! JUST ASK BUKOWSKI.

Speaking of writing. I'm writing again! And that's all I have to say about that. My only concern is getting writing-exhaustion before NaNoWriMo. I'll be all like OH HAHA I'VE BEEN WRITING LIKE 1000 WORDS A DAY BEFORE THIS, I AM CLEARLY ALREADY WINNING AND I--

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..nope

And anyway, if writer's block doesn't get me, school probably will. OH WELL.

So today I was looking at the projected weather forecast for this week. The weather is supposed to start calming down and--

yes shut up I am talking about the weather. I can do whatever I want!

It's gonna be in the 80s all week, apparently? And by that I mean, 80 degrees Fahrenheit. Not like...time traveling back to the 1980s. Unfortunately.
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So, with this in mind, it was decently sunny out when I left the apartment at 9:00, and it was still pretty warm when I got home at 12:30 for lunch. But in the few hours between then and my next class at 3:00, the weather BLEW UP and was like GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, SUN, NOBODY LIKES YOU GO AWAY

And the sun was all like WELL FINE I DON'T NEED YOU I'LL JUST GO MELT SOME POLAR ICECAPS LIKE A BOSS

And so the wind was like OH YOU WANNA PLAY THAT GAME? HANG ON LET ME JUST FLIP ALL THIS SHIT UP WITH MY FIERCE WIND POWER.

And then wind's buddy rain was all DUDE WHAT THE HELL WHY DIDNT YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR PARTY, NOW I'M GONNA LET MY FRIENDS LIGHTNING AND THUNDER COME WITH ME TO CRASH YOUR PARTY WHILE I PEE ON EVERYTHING

DID YOU HEAR ME

PEE
ON
EVERYTHING

Luckily that all happened while I was safely indoors during German class. By the time I walked home for the day at 5:00, everything was gone (and the sun hadn't come back either). Still, there was that undeniably awkward, still feeling in the air, like when you're really hungry, but your family is arguing in the living room and you'd have to pass them to get to the noms.
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Now that I'm home I don't know what to do with myself! I've been stupidly sleepy for the past few days. I'm not skimping on sleep or anything. I'm not having TROUBLE getting to sleep. I'm just fine! So tody I'm going to try staying up really late, instead.

Because hey, when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. And the truth is I'M GETTING TOO MUCH SLEEP. That's my answer and I'm sticking with it.
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SOUNDS LEGIT

In other news, I have so far eaten a bowl of Lucky Charms, some chips and dip, and Rit Bitz cheese crackers.

And coke.

I REGRET NOTHING. I'll try to fit some kind of decent meal in there somewhere, later, maybe. If I feel like it! I'll probably stuff my face around midnight only to cave in and go to sleep with a full stomach.

But first, before all that, HAUSAUFGABEN.

That-...that's homework, by the way. In German! Except I don't actually have homework in German. If that makes sense?

IT'S HOMEWORK IN GERMAN, BUT IT'S NOT IN GERMAN.

What have I even talked about this whole time? Nothing? EVERYTHING? Nothing important and everything stupid. SO, JUST LIKE ALWAYS. I'll call this a job well done, crack open a nice cold soda because I am too young to crack open a nice cold beer and--oh.

I just realized I don't have anymore cold sodas.
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Oh cruel world! These are the troubles that plague my existence...


(this is why I shouldn't blog for the sake of blogging. what is this madness?!)


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